If we started a Blender-themed restaurant...

...what would the names of our dishes be??

This entertaining topic came from yesterday's stream chat - From Omar Domenech specifically: "If I ever put a restaurant exclusively for people that do 3D, "Wrist Pain" would be the name of a dish."

From there everyone started throwing out funny, clever food item names. I figured this should be a documented as a fun community thread. Here's my 2000-IQ restuaurant name + tagline +  the menu so far:

The Default Cube (courtesy of welltheresyerproblem)

"Come decimate our food." ( courtesy of ooverbyte )

pprocyonlotor 

• Subsurf & Turf
• Mediterranean Unwrap
• "The Normal"

yyukinoh1989

• Light-baked Soft Surface Cake with a Cream Mask and Fluid chocolate sauce
• Auto-save Noodle Soup
• Mirrored Meathandels

dostovel

• Particle System Fried Rice bowl
• Render Meat Steak
• Out-of-Memory Sandwich

jakeblended 

• Render-farmhouse eggs
• Macro-roni and Cheese
• Node-Spaghetti and Metaballs

dragonice69 

• Border selection - mix of square pastry
• MetaDate

tbrbn 

• The Shift-Ctrl-Alt-C (it's just plane bread but we like to make things overly complicated here)
• Hawaian poke-boolean
• Shrimpwraps

@carrotni

• Donut Dish
• Node'l Soup

ssmurfmier1985 

• Doodle Soup

me1958424

• Bendy-bone-less rig-a-toni

ullreym 

• Baked bread with Olive Euler and Balsamic Vinegar
• Metaball Sub....division sandwiches

3dioot

• Bmesh Split

percept10ndev 

• Chicken Suzanne

silentheart00 

• Cornell ice cream cone (Because it sounds like a Cornetto)

ssorta

• Mesh-y Dishes

lhumungus 

• Chicken EnchilANTas

spikeyxxx 

• B-bone Steak

@theluthier 

• Fresnel Fritters

thecabbagedetective 

• CUDA Casserole

I know this community has plenty of culinary creativity flowing in its veins. If you have a clever Blender-themed dish name in mind, post it in a reply below!