So I tried out serious sculpting for the first time (bc PC's in school are too lazy to render and had nothing to do) and I was pretty happy with the result so here you go :D
I did something real artsy and deleted the blend file (which was totally intentional) and couldn't render it on a higher resolution back at home :(
done in 2.69 (bc school people are too lazy to update and I don't get admin rights) with basic sculpt tools, about an hour or two of work. gonna mark it as 'finished' bv this is all the progress this guy is gonna get. done with no reference except staring at my colleagues and commanding them to frown.