From the beginning of time itself, this pumpkin has stood as a guardian of the candy sewer. This responsibility is not for the faintly lit pumpkin. Thousands of pumpkins take it upon themselves to light the way for the deceased candy into the great beyond. Once a pumpkin chooses to become a guardian of the candy sewer, they cannot go back. Every year, on Halloween, pumpkins shine their light on the earth's population in remembrance of those committed to the lifelong task of guiding these uneaten candies into their future. Therefore, when you see a pumpkin lit up brightly this Halloween, wave to them and give them a salute. They are serving their pumpkin brothers and sisters well. However, if you see a dimly lit pumpkin, help their flame burn brightly so that someday they might become one of the elite pumpkins, a guardian of the candy sewer.
