Pilot exercise.
Deadlines? Where we're going, we don't need... deadlines. (OK, so I got distracted.)
Vertices: 4,161
Quads: 4,169
Triangles: 8,034 (Because I don't fear them, they fear me!)
Objects: 7 [Body, Eyebrows, Eyelashes, Goggles, Scarf, Hair, Goggle Buckle (which can join the Goggles object once mirror modifiers are applied)]
Oddly, when I UV unwrapped it, there was almost no stretching. I sort of expected to have a hard time wrestling UVs into place.
Will try to texture and rig it at some point.