This entertaining topic came from yesterday's stream chat - From Omar Domenech specifically: "If I ever put a restaurant exclusively for people that do 3D, "Wrist Pain" would be the name of a dish."
From there everyone started throwing out funny, clever food item names. I figured this should be a documented as a fun community thread. Here's my 2000-IQ restuaurant name + tagline + the menu so far:
The Default Cube (courtesy of
welltheresyerproblem)
"Come decimate our food." ( courtesy of ooverbyte )
- Subsurf & Turf
- Mediterranean Unwrap
- "The Normal"
- Light-baked Soft Surface Cake with a Cream Mask and Fluid chocolate sauce
- Auto-save Noodle Soup
- Mirrored Meathandels
- Particle System Fried Rice bowl
- Render Meat Steak
- Out-of-Memory Sandwich
- Render-farmhouse eggs
- Macro-roni and Cheese
- Node-Spaghetti and Metaballs
- Border selection - mix of square pastry
- MetaDate
- The Shift-Ctrl-Alt-C (it's just plane bread but we like to make things overly complicated here)
- Hawaian poke-boolean
- Shrimpwraps
@carrotni
- Donut Dish
- Node'l Soup
- Doodle Soup
- Bendy-bone-less rig-a-toni
- Baked bread with Olive Euler and Balsamic Vinegar
- Metaball Sub....division sandwiches
- Bmesh Split
- Chicken Suzanne
- Cornell ice cream cone (Because it sounds like a Cornetto)
- Mesh-y Dishes
- Chicken EnchilANTas
- B-bone Steak
@theluthier
- Fresnel Fritters
- CUDA Casserole
Do the Fresnel Fritters really need to be on the menu? They come with everything.
By popular demand, Left-click-select souffle available at the window. (Right-click-select souffle now special request only, sorry for any inconvenience)
oo, Haricot Verts and Rendered Ham...
A slightly grainy textured dish, but ideal for a light EeVee-ning snack to displace the hunger pains..
(sorry, for the life of me I couldnt quite get the Dr Seuss reference in there that was bouncing round my head)
Lattice unwraps
Or, a variation inspired by Thibauts entry: Lattice Shrimpwraps 😊
Way too healthy for me though, rather have the mentioned b-bone steaks and donut dish ! 😛
– beveled cake with solidified cream on top
– sausages dinked with fluid particles (flavors: diffuse vanilla, rough coffee, normal meat)
– vegan phyton
– rigged pudding (subdivided with several layers of chocolate samples)
– denoised waffles ( looks great for no-filter selfies)
– High castle burger Menu ( served with NextGen dessert)
- Blendergurus Donut (starter menu for kids)
And a note on every table: This is a smoke particle free Bistro.
I had more ideas but I'm already sounding ridiculous..so I stop here! xD
For your dining pleasure we have...
Split Vert Pea Soup
Peanutbeta and Jelly Sandwiches
German Annotater Salad
Beef Boolean-ese rendered in a Red Wine sauce or
Cubed Steak in Union Gravy
and for dessert,
Hot Apple Pie à la Edit Mode
Bon appetit!
If someone has a restaurant in real life or has a relative that owns a restaurant or is friends with someone that ones one, I think the winning name here should actually be implemented in said owner's menu. And maybe one day someone that does 3D in real life will come along to the restaurant and see the name and chuckle a little and we would genuinely made the day for someone.
A few more from me.
1. Remove double cheeseburger
2. The Flipped Normal (It's basically procyonlotor's "the normal" but this one's upside down )
3. "The Suzanne" - Banana split
3. All side dishes are called "Add-ons" of course
4. The menu is entitled "User Preferences."
5. "Local Space" is the area for smaller parties while "Global Space" is reserved for large groups.
6. Appetizers/starters are called "Samples" of course
7. Baked Normal Potato
8. Render Layer Cake
9. Shape KeyLime Pie
and finally number 10 .......
10. The Shift-Control-Alt-C (a highly caffeinated sober-up energy drink for "that one dude" who just cant seem to find his origins! LOL)
This was a blast! Now let's make it happen
