Good Mythical Teddies Final

A few years ago my little sister discovered Good Mythical Morning - Rhett and Link's ridiculous antics inspired me to recreate them as Teddies. My problem was: how do you make a teddy bear look like a person? And how do you get a beard on a furry creature? I didn't really succeed with the beard... The Cheeseburger model is from BlendSwap, I just tweaked the materials slightly...